The descent into (fandom) hell is easy

I'm total trash and this blog is a testament to that // Literally just random stuff, I have no idea why I even reblog it // Congrats if you found this, I never tag anything properly

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When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

waywardflannel:

deanslashergirl:

Supernatural is a good show because in the Leviathan season they imply that many celebrities’ have been replaced by leviathan(including Guy Fieri). And when the leviathans are defeated all of them die, so this means that in the Supernatural universe many celebrities and high up political figures just suddenly die, and they will never acknowledge this because Supernatural prides itself on lacking any ounce of continuity and it is such a funny storytelling experience to witness and its just, a sometimes frustrating but also incredibly funny aspect of the show

# that's how Kansas died

@chevrolangels how could you leave that in the tags

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10k enemies to lovers slow burn
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Bront redemption arc
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kairenn-n:

sauceofduck:

wildedoesntblog:

I will always add the follow up to this.

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10k enemies to lovers slow burn

Bront redemption arc

hera-the-wizard asked:

snakes are reversed vampires

they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands

The descent into (fandom) hell is easy
kiiingsnake answered:

????? vampires have hands?????????

septicake:

kiiingsnake:

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camellianswer:

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kiiingsnake:

hera-the-wizard:

kiiingsnake:

hera-the-wizard:

kiiingsnake:

hera-the-wizard:

yeah??

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ayo what the FUCK 

why wouldn’t they??

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

THE FUCKING MOPED???

THE FUCKING MOPED

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

vampires: exist

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VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

THIS POST IS 2 WEEKS OLD

tunashei:

teathattast:

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I love desire paths. There’s something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it’s location, a desire path can mean so many different things.

In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we’re oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.

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Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.

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Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.

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Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can’t design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!

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Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way…especially if you’re superstitious.

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In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there’s something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)

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And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.

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And for something really crazy…a desire path used for centuries will create a ‘holloway’

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All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.

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Great news everyone we can finally start jerking off again!

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Important reminder that the workers do not want us to boycott Kellogg’s. In order to put pressure on them, it’s important that demand stays the same and it’s production they can’t keep up with.

There are other ways to help, but it’s important that we stop assuming that a strike is always accompanied by a boycott. Sometimes, a boycott is actually counter productive. Listen to what the workers on strike want us to do, and do that

If you’re rankled by the idea of eating Kellogg’s right now, consider buying a couple of boxes of their product and donating it to a food bank.

captainkirkk:

master-katara:

waterbenderkat:

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lostfan10000:

because-im-freaking-greed:

I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t think Toph knows any swear words

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

I don’t think Sokka or Katara would know swears either; they grew up in a village consisting of them, Gram Gram, and a bunch of little kids and their moms

I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway

Zuko, on the other hand, spent about 3 years of his life as a young angry teenager surrounded by sailors

Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.

Zuko when he joins Team Avatar

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Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip

dkpsyhog:

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portmanteaurian:

creekfiend:

“Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements” gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air…

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She has impeccable balance

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

‘‘Teenagers are annoying’‘ so true but do you remember what being a teenager was like???? They can be as annoying as they want, god knows they need it

Remember when you literally had no agency in your life? Yeah :/